You were told to get eight hours of sleep and become a productive member of society. Instead you became a hot dog spaghetti horse. Nobody asked how this happened. Nobody will ask. You gallop, technically. Somewhere, a nutritionist weeps into her hands. Somewhere else, a real horse looks at you and simply walks away. This is fine. This was always going to happen.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Premium heavyweight fleece (8.5 oz). Standard unisex fit.
S — chest 20" (51 cm), length 27" (68.5 cm)
M — chest 21" (53 cm), length 28" (71 cm)
L — chest 23" (58 cm), length 29" (74 cm)
XL — chest 25" (63.5 cm), length 30" (76 cm)
2XL — chest 26.5" (67 cm), length 31" (79 cm)
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and high shoulder point to hem.
Production: 2–5 business days.
US delivery: 3–8 business days after production (about 1–2 weeks total).
Europe/UK delivery: typically 5–10 business days after production.
Everywhere else: 5–20 business days after production.
You'll get a tracking link the moment it ships. Caps and posters ship separately from other items (they get their own protective box so they don't arrive squished).
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Bad Science Atelier and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
You were told to get eight hours of sleep and become a productive member of society. Instead you became a hot dog spaghetti horse. Nobody asked how this happened. Nobody will ask. You gallop, technically. Somewhere, a nutritionist weeps into her hands. Somewhere else, a real horse looks at you and simply walks away. This is fine. This was always going to happen.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Premium heavyweight fleece (8.5 oz). Standard unisex fit.
S — chest 20" (51 cm), length 27" (68.5 cm)
M — chest 21" (53 cm), length 28" (71 cm)
L — chest 23" (58 cm), length 29" (74 cm)
XL — chest 25" (63.5 cm), length 30" (76 cm)
2XL — chest 26.5" (67 cm), length 31" (79 cm)
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and high shoulder point to hem.
Production: 2–5 business days.
US delivery: 3–8 business days after production (about 1–2 weeks total).
Europe/UK delivery: typically 5–10 business days after production.
Everywhere else: 5–20 business days after production.
You'll get a tracking link the moment it ships. Caps and posters ship separately from other items (they get their own protective box so they don't arrive squished).
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Bad Science Atelier and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.